Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Golden Arches

McDonald's almost hired me one time, and I only applied for the job to meet younger girls. Black girls, Hispanic, white, and Chinese girls, it says right on the job application how McDonald's hires different races and ethnic backgrounds. It's girls, girls, girls, buffet-style. Also on the application McDonald's says if you have any of the following diseases:
Hepatitis A
Salmonella
Shigella
Staphylococcus
Giardia
or Campylobacter, then you may not work there. This is more of a guarantee than you get meeting girls on the street. You can't be too careful. At least at McDonald's she's gone on record saying she's clean. Plus, there's a very good chance she's going to be young. Pimple young. Giggling young. Silly young, and as stupid as me.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahahah, you would have thoughts like this.