blog·ger noun

: the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. We have all this amazing technology and yet computers have basically turned it into four figure wank machines. People, they don't write anymore. They blog. Instead of talking they text. No punctuation. No grammar. "lol" this. "lmfao" that. It just seems to me that it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto language that resembles more what the cave men used to speak rather than the King's English.

Hence my self-loathing.